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I hate to say it but he made the only right move in this day & age

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

🚨Man seen Worshipping in traffic and professes how the Lord, saved his life🙌🏾

When I get to work and there's work

My mom got her MBA yesterday ❤️🎓

Fill it up all the way so you have enough gas to drive to Washington where you can personally lick their boots in person.

I want this person removed from DC

I feel like every DC Native that tried to date a VA joint has been here

Can I offer you a chicken wing in these trying times

7 años de mala suerte si ignoras a este copito de nieve.

This rap shit needed to work for him

This is what the inside of Taco Bell used to look like before George Bush ruined it

Me after dipping her tiddy in tequila and then adding salt around her nipple

Nia Long at the 2026 Met Gala. 📸: Getty Images