it's not stocking to you that i'm standing on christmas

imagine hitting the McCartney and simply having a wonderful Christmas time

i don't freak unless froken to

I get sex flashbacks from the future because time isn’t linear

at least my ex-wife let me keep the taco bell sauce drawer

They milked him??

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up

Are you sleeping in heavenly peace with other bitches yes or no

gift wrapping ability gap relationship

This is how you stay on the nice list.

I’d like to see those three ghosts try me tonight

santa better be careful coming to my house tonight i like fat guys 😂😂👀

Do you think the Grinch was circumcised

Merry Christmas Everyone!! 😛🎄🎅🏻 Enjoy my beefy Santa

carry on my squidward son there is peace spongebob is gone play your little clarinet dont you cry no more

Still holding down the fort this morning