//I made a gb!eli bradley

I triple-dog-dare ya to eat 'em like apples, Quill. x.com/stariordrp/sta…

I'll do it if you do. And as an added bonus, I'll do it with an onion. x.com/stariordrp/sta…

*is actually a 44-year-old preteen*

You need it. Space rocks aren't part of a balanced diet. x.com/stariordrp/sta…

ɪ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ sʜɪᴛ. -ɢʙ!ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴏᴛ -ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ -#ᴀɴᴅʀᴏᴍᴇᴅᴀ ʀᴛ?

Yo, who's willing to ride this annoying fuckhead until he passes out and you have to finish yourself? x.com/deadpoolkiid/s…

*Jean waves back* x.com/empathicmantis…

Why would I be mad at you? My statement is based solely off assumptions. x.com/deadpoolkiid/s…

Though, I am curious now as to whether or not you're a two-pump chump. x.com/deadpoolkiid/s…

I'm curious enough to say yes, but smart enough to say no. x.com/deadpoolkiid/s…

Should I ever be drunk enough to even /want/ to get in your pants, best you'll ever get from me is a handjob. x.com/deadpoolkiid/s…

Are you really /that/ desperate? So if I was to make kneepads out of cacti and toothpicks, and just knee you in the balls. . . x.com/deadpoolkiid/s…

You really are a masochist, aren't you? x.com/deadpoolkiid/s…

*is kinda tempted to give Wade a handjob just to see if he is a two-pump chump. Basically for science*

*is actually bringing rubbing alcohol and a blowtorch* x.com/trxstlosigkeit…

Okay, Wade. You're annoying as fuck, but my curiosity is killing me. Just tell me when and where.

*but curiosity in the name of science* x.com/trxstlosigkeit…

When. And. Where. x.com/deadpoolkiid/s…