Today years old when I heard The Sweet had an album Desolation Boulevard, can only presume this influenced The Sisters’ title, Detonation Boulevard.

-𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 PRIME MINISTER, just take one more u-turn and you’ll be heading back in the right direction.

SpaceX conduct a rescue mission and the BBC refer to it as SpaceX. 🤣. On another BBC station they didn’t even acknowledge it was SpaceX. 😆.

Good to see Trump’s marathon meandering monologue managed to bring some sense to the whole situation.

Alcohol free drinks are the equivalent of vegan sausages. Artificially enhanced nonsense failing to be palatable. 🚮.

Only a matter of time before Starmer says he has full confidence in himself.

Imagine all the other news that can get buried today.

On his 75th birthday my father has just sent me an image where he’s asked AI to show him as a K Pop star. I can’t think what I’d have done with this information before Twitter.

Was literally typing *waiting for PiQ’s Oil Trader / Swift* tweet. No need, she was already there waiting for me in all her glory >>

Turns out the only time I pass someone on my peaceful, quiet, cycle to work is when they’re hidden the other side of a hedge walking their dog in a field and I click on a link of Rod Stewart strutting about the stage having a right old go at it. Excellent work, universe.

Drove through Glastonbury and saw a fella at the bus stop playing a guitar. Textbook.

“Why aren’t all tweets automatically fact checked by Grok and then Community Noted if found false, Elon Musk?” ~ Vincent Van Gogh, Butlins 1983

Pepsi & Shirlie

Good this, Thunder Online Thunder >> youtu.be/q-VjTc-Ndrg

At a performance of a Dvorak mass, and someone’s not enjoying it >>

NASA launching a moon mission on April Fools Day is epic trolling 👏

Days We Left behind by Paul McCartney (despite taking way too much inspiration from Cash’s nine inch nails’ cover of Hurt) is ace. Seafret’s Driftwood is proper excellent. Here to help, Twitter.

Walls of the studio stopped play.

Turns out LinkedIn could get worse, it’s now riddled with AI slop. #🥳