I took all my nails off before work so i can get a fresh set after and i’m in here looking very untrustworthy by the hands lol i need to hurry up and clock out 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨

Everyday i wake up feeling more like Kanye than the day before

WTF IS KEVIN DIRANT DOING!!!

Yall make it seem like everything is a symptom of autism 😑 I’m over here askin Chatgpt if i have it cuz i don’t know what to do when an adult starts crying 😐

And for my final trick, i will be disappearing out of your life as soon as you do something i don’t like 🤗🪄

I need a black north face puffer. I’m feelin like a YN

I lowkey want a flip phone so i can dramatically slam it shut mid convo if anybody pisses me off 🤗

How the fuck did Dayron sharpe get in my bet?! Damnit!

I was today years old when i found out Michael McDonald is in the doobie brothers 🤭 i was like wait this sounds like Michael McDonald but…ohhhhhh what?!

I still believe in romance and falling madly in love. Why would i ever settle for less?

Choosing what chooses me 💕

Did you know you can pay cash for uber?!?? WTF since when

This man said i need to start acting more like Keyshia Cole and not like Future and i fucking lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

Take out the fucking GC bro 🙄

I’m ridin in the car wit the window down got me lookin like Beyoncé in the empty mansion

When i’m upset, I’ve learned to quickly find peace in reminding myself, “God wouldn’t want this for me” and move on 😌

Unless TurboTax don’t mind dabbling in some tax fraud they can stop fuckin textin me

Who tf is jay cinco and bendadon and why tf does my algorithm think igaf about anything they’re doing? Like what’s their talent? I’m getting annoyed

Idc if i win the mega millions i’m still goin to get that Costco pizza for $1.50 OMM😩

I’m out and taller than everybody 🤭🤭🤭🤭bitch this my program 😂😂😂😂