Oh, sorry refs did not mean to interrupt your extended reviews with actual game #WVUvsMD

I was talking to my prostate and I was like whyya gotta be so uptight

Why is the Qanon shaman allowed to have a job as the WVU mascot?

By my estimate, 98% of the world’s problems can be effectively prevented years ahead of time by using birth control.

Hey all it’s 2023, probably safe to delete your paper.li account now.

Seems like the “greatest generation“ was only great because they won. So the folks fighting in Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Iraq weren’t great?

Thinking of buying a dozen A.R. 15’s just so 12 other people can’t

Anyone else’s photos app filled with these?

Ever notice how intimidating towing company names are to prevent you from parking somewhere? If towed, please contact Viking towing or bull, mastiff towing.

Just saw a commercial and holy shit Kevin Hart was not in it.

“I don’t know what all the fuss is, I am as sharp as a carrot.”- Feinstein

#NBA free agents considering next team: LA - get to hang with actors! NY - get to hang with models! Miami - get to hang with rappers! DC - get to hang with … Mitch McConnell

Weird shit. Would be great to get the truth. Can we get GW Bush to peek into Putin’s soul again?

If you see someone in your neighborhood in a parked car on a FaceTime call, they’re talking to their therapist and don’t want their family to hear.

Fuckstick HAS TO RUN to raise campaign funds to pay his legal expenses.

The irony of a country that can invent iPhones, but not smart guns.

#Orioles Announcer Fired for Saying Team Lost to Astro’s Orioles on MASN Baltimore Orioles

I wish some of these fucksticks would smash and grab at bookstores so they can at least learn something from what they steal.

So many different ages, colors and types of people wear Nirvana shirts, is it about the band or the state of mind?

Full MLB schedule today with a lot of good matchups. But MLB network is forcing people to watch Red Sox versus Yankees.