"Please, God, I know I'm cutting English, and done a million other terrible things, including not even completely believing in you, but please, please help me to pass this midterm."

“Well then, you shall have none of my frantabulous contraptulations!” Dr. Oz cries, hopping into his hot air balloon and flying directly into some power lines

Or a newspaper

Its going to be so romantic when we all meet at the top of the empire state building in six month’s time

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How is it not a total con job when the only tickets you can get on the official on-sale date for a show are resale tickets? Strange how so many "real fans" bought during the presale and now they suddenly need to sell their tickets. Any thoughts Ticketmaster?

Danger presented by Indiana

Exactly this -- if you want people to read your news and pay for your news you have to invest in news. Layoffs like this just speed Gannett's demise and allow its executives to continue to collect multimillion-dollar salaries and wonder in 6 months why profits still aren't up.

It’s #XPN90sAtoZ week(s) aka when I torture my family by insisting that every activity we do include a musical soundtrack even more than usual.

Every time #XPN90sAtoZ plays something from Baduizm I get such a strong visual memory of listening to that cassette (!) nonstop on my Walkman (kids, ask your parents) in high school.

So what you're saying is the name of this song isn't simply "Whoo Hoo"? #XPN90sAtoZ

I hate that customer service has devolved to the point where sometimes this is the only thing that will actually work.

hors d'oeuvre

Then we chat with Rachel Kipp rkipp author of 100 Things to do in Delaware before you die by Reedy Press about the Sea Witch Festival, Cape Henlopen & Dogfish Head Brewery 🍻 in Lewes, Delaware Visit Lewes wetravelthere.com/lewes #podcast

Me: "Oh wow it's really exciting that American Girl has new historical characters who are twins!" *Clicks email and sees that the "historic era" the twins are from is 1999*: 😭😭😭

A fantastic book to read with your kids (or to encourage them to read, or to read by yourself as an adult.) Also Bahni Turpin does great audiobook narration for both Zoe books.

It was a good day for sixth grade me when I got to hear almost the whole theme over the closing credits. #GH60

Any epic from the first season of Gilmore Girls, but I’d probably start with Rory’s Birthday Parties.