If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

People talk a lot of shit about sex workers but I actually know so many sex workers that are literal life savers when it comes to community support, charitable donations, harm reduction, and mental health advocacy.

Congrats on baby 4 for Cardi B 2 boys and 2 girls

Lmao all these Cardi B tweets quoting "Hennessy put me my fkng faja on!" Has me dying. She is naturally tiny and healthy. Resting up and has a village to help her. She can do light exercise and brief work outings. Its not her 1st rodeo

🤣😂😂 Even in the animal world there needs to be a sacrifice for all to survive 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣😂

My grandmother lived to be 105y/o. When I asked her what her secret was, she deadass was like “God’s punishing me”😭😭.

When the delusion wears off and you finally see him for the emotionally unavailable medium ugly guy he is

How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better

How life feels when you stop taking men seriously

a cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how big or small

Ҝ Secret to happiness: 1) have someone to love 2) have something to do 3) have something to look forward to

When Cardi said: My life is revenge, Me being successful is revenge, My money is revenge, My album is revenge, me not dying ova a 🥷🏿is revenge. Spoke nothing but truth the more that comes out.

I hope Cardi B lawyers use everything celina powell said and proved (with video) offset saying and doing and doesn't pay him a dime in the divorce and I hope she keeps that restraining order and Stefon gets 1 too

The only thing worde than a Jacosta id a Jacosta Witness. I had to witness ts the entire time I was married. She had him at 16 & nvr got his daddy to pick her so she tried to redirect that desire on her damn son. Smh hellodysfunction CLIT TORRES

For any woman being told she will never find a better man, Cardi B divorced a womanzing gambling addict trying to win back money to pay his debts while her BD (fiance) is wealthy handsome and going to the suoer bowl

Any women on here being told she will never find a better man, pls know Cardi B was told that by the loser she's divorcing: a womanzing gambling addict trying to win back money to pay his debts while her BD (fiance) is wealthy handsome and going to the SUPER BOWL BABY

getting betrayed while moving with pure intentions really changes you.

Shout out to Cardi B for an amazing show. Her energy and all her hard work to get ready for tour going through a divorce having a newborn and now a breakup is a LOT. And doing her brand deals and staying in her bag w her hair care line. She is inspiring fr.

Stefon Diggs

I still don’t get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for?