I'm on Netflix. Where is it?

Didn't realize we were going to have to sit through four crappy fights before the main event.

What do you think, Evander? I said WHAT DO YOU THINK??? #netfilx

So immature for Michelle not to be there. Obama looked so awkward coming in by himself. #Inauguration2025

If there's a security breach, Melania can take off her hat and throw it like Oddjob. #Inauguration2025

Why does Vance's little girl have three bandaids on her fingers?#Inauguration2025

The boom of canyons???#Inauguration2025

I think Baron just grew another inch. #Inauguration2025

Question: Is the halftime show going to be a hip hop artist? Answer:

The halftime show, otherwise known as "white men can't dance."

Man that sucked. "Up With People" was better than that. #SuperBowl

I tried to go on Amazon to order a pickle ball paddle, but was informed that they were out of stock due to the dems buying them all up. #StateOfTheUnion

I have a feeling that the next pope will be of African descent.

Umm...can we have our jet back?

I honestly think that Trump couldn't care less that he didn't win the #NobelPeacePrize

Okay, two disturbing commercials in a row? #SuperBowlLX

They should have all scattered on the trust fall stage dive. #SuperBowl

"Crimson Desert will go live at 3:00 pm Pacific." Haha! Just kidding! First you have to restart your PS5 twice, then wait another half hour for the patch to download. (Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play?)

The flat earthers and moon landing deniers seem rather quiet tonight.