Ummmmm what the hell is an "everything shower"? Wth aren't you showering usually to warrant this shower day? I AM KONFUSION!!!

Dude I was 40!!!!!!

When people...people.

I never hear anyone talking about him anymore & its sad. Where is his official day? What about his legend, contributions to & us and our HISTORY? What about his life, intelligence, and accomplishments? What about his travels, and how they shaped his ideals prior to his death?

A video of KELIS popped up and I was trying to figure out what she reminds me of. And it dawned on me... A SUNFLOWER!!! 🌻🌻🌻🌻🌻 I know y'all see it! 😊😊

WHITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST AND WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES!!!!!!!I

Anybody else on Welbutrin? Would you mind sharing your reviews, thoughts, and/or opinions on it?

Ain't gone lie, this is a good enough reason! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'M NEVER LEAVING TWITTER!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👊🏿

Me, a girl from the hood in Chipotle: *snaps imaginary suspenders* I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, MARQUIS! LAY THAT GUAC ON ME! Marquis, a teen just trying to do his damn job: My what? My cousin, who already thinks I'm old and weird: OMG please just be normal this once!

Maybe I should be part of the cleanup crew for assassins and the mob. If that's still a thing. I'm clean af, and I'm quiet. They'd definitely want me.

My niece and nephews declared me the pancake queen and I'm so honored! My youngest one walked up to me, hugged me, and said "Thank youuu Beebaw. I love pampakes!" Now they want them every time I come out and I'll give them whatever they want!

OMG Xander????? 😢

*BIG BROTHER INTENSIFIES*

Ladies don't learn the hard way like I did...tell that MF he sucks!!!

Watching "Poltergeist 3" for the first time in ages and damn Carolanne really did just get yeeted out the family bruh. I remember my dad laughing hysterically and saying, "Ain't that a bitch. First the TV now the kid!" 😂😂😂😂😂

Damn gas really is $7 OMG...

Keep burning these mfs down, honestly.

LAAAAAWD HAMMERCY...🤌🏿

Everybody wants you to love yourself until you actually do.