I am a jaat and mhara kiraya koni aata.

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Freak out NOW!!! It’s necessary right now.

Shoots are fun!!!

Hey Uber India Uber Support my friend forgot her phone in a cab. Can I please get some help?

When life gets harder, you just get stronger. Iss saal #Toofan uthega. Releasing on 2.10.2020 Mrunal Thakur Paresh Rawal Ritesh Sidhwani @RakeyshOmMehra Vijay Maurya Shankar Ehsaan Loy Javed Akhtar Excel Entertainment ROMP Pictures Zee Music Company #AnjumRajabali aafilms

#NewPassword Millenial Aashiq

Quarantine Day 10: Got a pack of 3 sanitizers delivered to my ex’s house and added a note that read “Thats for your soul” Yeah, I kept the sender’s name anonymous.

Downside: Won’t be able to make the excuse “bhai main zara bahar aaya hun, terko ghar jaake araam se phone karta hun”

Hits Blunt: If you learn the way of doing something from a guy who uploaded it on YouTube. Is he the smarter one for finding out the way or are you the smarter one for learning the same without applying any brains?

Its like a Superhero movie, where CoronaMan is the villain trying to kill us all. Fortunately, we have thousands of Superheros working out there for saving our lives.

Alt: Its like a Superhero movie, where CoronaMan is the villain trying to kill us all. Upside: We all can become a Superhero simply by staying at home. #stayhome #CoronaLockdown

Normal people: “Hi everyone, I am cooking some paneer today” The CEO of CWE: “........................best khana.............................”

Is not liking “blue waley lays” petty enough? Like I dont know if I was fair to those 137 people.

Please help! CMO Maharashtra Aaditya Thackeray Commissioner of Police, Greater Mumbai मुंबई पोलीस Mumbai Police @dgpmaharastra

My wifi didn’t die for 3 days straight. I panicked.

If a song has “ae mere dil” in it, the following words should be none other than “tu gaaayeee jaaaaa”

Consider yourself blessed if you have a good choice in colors and fonts.

Just finished registering the name “Acharya” for my drone so it could be introduced as “acharya, droneacharya”

Did not even charge extra for the Cockroach 🤩 thanks Wow! Momo Sagar Daryani Lovely surprise 😌