Hollywood CEOs have nothing on me. I only rob from the rich and am very fair about sharing heist money with my employees, who are, by the way, mostly actor / models with some weapon training #Union SAG-AFTRA #hanssplaining

Mr. Musk, we meet at last…

Mm ice cream so good 👅

Aff, I LIKE NOSE! 🩷

Never trust anyone from Swansea. ANY of the Swansies.

Please sign! Even international criminals need to have tumors removed so they can continue appearing in action movies #hanssplaining #pleasesign

My ancestor Klaus Valmont Gruber never altered the plan either #hanssplaining #sexyhans

Saw a dress run of The Revlon Girl in the Depot Studio Theatre Swansea Grand Theatre. Go & see this amazing cast with @simonnehan at the helm do this brilliant play justice. Cannot recommend this enough. Pure. Talent. 🦢🌊 swanseagrand.co.uk/TheRevlonGirl

He’s not wrong

When I’m planning a heist, cleaning my walther or just sitting on a beach, I love listening to synth pop sounds of Le Cassette … #hanssplaining #80spop m.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbF2K…

Live in a village that doesn't like outsiders, I'm one of the outsiders. Summer village fete, made jam, added laxatives. That'll teach the stuck up lot of them

For anyone who doesn’t know how I got to Nakatomi and put the team together … find out here: riseofhans.buzzsprout.com/share #hanssplaining

This is like me arguing against gravity if I were to fall from a great height. Which won’t happen of course #hanssplaining

Please join us on Thursday 28th March for #WearAHatDay for Brain Tumour Awareness Month & Brain Tumour Research @BrainTumourResearch. To get involved, please register here and donate. braintumourresearch.org/pages/wear-a-h… Every penny counts! Thank you xxx

Did anyone stop and think maybe the Alien and Jonesy planned that whole thing?

just happened to re-watch BACKDRAFT a couple times this week and Donald Sutherland stole the show with only a couple scenes. "did it look at you? did the fire look at you?" rip. one of the best to ever do it.

Independence Day MOOD. 🇺🇸