Shopping for couches is a genuinely awful experience

Two for one special of distracting from the Epstein files and stealing the largest oil reserves in the world

I can't wait for this move to finally be over my god

I made some BOMB ass kaarage today. The things imma do in the new kitchen man, the possibilities!!! I'm gonna become a cooking phenom

Okay everyone, AGI is absolutely right around the corner, but in the meantime here's our newest video slop generator, now serving you ads! $1 trillion valuation please

People will see a show about the beauty of human relationships and how its small moments that make a fullfiling life and instead choose to endlessly debate whether the demons in it represent immigrants or white people

What no one tells you about moving in with your partner is the amount of 90 day fiance and cult documentaries she will watch

Gonna get some special drink or something for this episode. IVE BEEN WAITING YEARS for this one

‘Ja, maar dit gaat over het denaturaliseren van Marokkanen’

AGI? Cure for cancer? Best I can do is permanently ruin the internet with slop and quadruple the price of consumer electronics

Everyone is twelve now is probably the best political analysis the current landscape

Young generations now optimize for planned remembrance rather than enjoyment of the moment

The modern right wing nazi movement in the US being a psyop from a Jewish pedophile connected to Israeli & US intelligence would be so fucking funny if it didnt currently have control of the US govt. This has to be the dumbest country in history.

Plaatje van Reddit. Tja.

Damn. The pension age for those born in 1998 will be at 71.5 years

D66 during the campaign: We will recognise Palestinian statehood Rob Jetten during campaign: join all three massive (100K-500K) pro-Palestine protests Rob Jetten during tv-debates: attacks VVD for being too pro-Israel D66 today: votes AGAINST recognising Palestinian statehood

First question mind you