KUNTRY KRISTMUS.

Help me find my trailer!

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

It’s summer so I’ll be relying solely on guacamole and iced coffee to give me my daily nutrients and will to live.

Lord you can make your return we are ready

“They’re so cute because they both have Down syndrome.” Nah bro, we just cute. Grace, loving you is fun 🤩

this one goes out to all the people pleasers who constantly try to earn an A+ in therapy

Turnpike Troubadours Welcome back, Kings

A Turnpike Troubadours comeback is the only thing that can simultaneously save us from the pandemic AND the metaverse

i have two brain cells left & it’s these mfs

Remember when everyone would skip class in college to day drink in the nice weather? Can we do that with work too

Big Cup Theory was the most important thing I learned in college. A roommate of mine my 5th year told me about it. Drinks, especially water, taste better out of BIG cups. Big Cups should be plastic and from either a sporting event or a movie but brought home for use as a Big Cup

it’s HER day

terrible 2’s applies to 22 too. i was an absolute menace to society at 22 and i’m still not fully sorry about it

*feels a slight breeze

This is best one yet. Blackest sky on earth