Timmy asked for birthday cake today. I had to remind him of the commitment he made 8 months ago. #nobirthdaycake #beatmendoza #commitment

Me when Timmy doesn’t Crossface to defend the double leg.

Your kid cries after his match. Do you ...

If pain is just weakness leaving the body, I must not have any weakness in my body because I don’t know what pain feels like.

When Timmy sees his kid and he’s got on a USA singlet, USA kneepads, & $100 pair of shoes, he gives up before the match even starts. #smh #mendoza

Gotta put Timmy in the room with kids that are gonna push him. 5.5 hrs both ways, 3 times a week will be worth it come March. #beatmendoza #drivetowin

Timmy lost to a kid wearing tennis shoes. He might as well just start eating ice cream #tennisshoewrestlers

Just got asked to Coach Conor McGregor in wrestling for his upcoming title fight. I’d teach him a butcher that would crumple Khabib. Too bad I’ve got Timmy’s pre-season camp to deal with. #crossfaceandbutcher #butcherformma

Me when Timmy hits his first superduck.

Gotta get the last 5 off of Timmy.

When Timmy gets a stall call in the last 5 seconds by still loses by one.

This Keenan kid looks more like a dork than he does like me. If I see him around I’ll slap him in a crossface like he forgot to cut weight.

What the crap is this stuff? I mean I’m happy the Americans are in the lead but, everyone is locking their hands on top, bellying out on bottom, one guy wins when the score is tied, and I haven’t seen one hard crossface yet. #BudaWrestle2018 #smh

When Timmy tells me he can’t cut the last lb. an hour before weigh ins ...

What is Greco?

So I can throw a Japanese Whizzer, & a Butcher, but I can’t stick in the boots & stretch him? 🤔#Greco

I’m confused I thought Opposite Day was on Wednesday? 🤔

So this guy tapped out to a crossface? You can’t tap out in wrestling 🤔

If Timmy gives up one more freaking headlock this season I’m making him do dumbbell shrugs until he doesn’t have a neck.

Decided to come out of retirement... youtu.be/nnZE9xnAjUo