So what? So let’s dance! 🤯

You think rumors of people eating pets in #SpringfieldOhio are bad... 80 miles away in Cincinnati, Ohio people are putting chili on their spaghetti.

Watched every single Padres game in his life. Michael - Aged 24

the Trump administration promised more transparency in the government… sending out secret war plans to a reporter via a messaging app is about as transparent as one can be. #WarPlans #SignalGate

People need to calm down, in @SecDef defense, he didn't know he was sending top-secret war plans to Jeff Goldberg, who is a reporter for The Atlantic..., he thought he was sending them to Jeff Goldblum , the actor. Which is an innocent mistake to make when you're drunk. #signal

I heard the next #Pope has to be a Cardinal .... I hope they select Albert Pujols. I can't think of any Cardinal more qualified than a 3 time MVP who was also literally an Angel. St. Louis Cardinals

The Padres are in Detroit and so am i… right next to the dugout.

I told you we’d be back

Here are some San Diego Padres pics I took of Fernando Tatis on the road. I take pics of him because he's the first batter, and then I just chill the rest of the game. These were taken from my seat in Detroit, Pittsburgh and Arizona.

I'm pretty bad at taking pics because I usually forget... but I try to get one whenever a mascot comes to my seat. You can't tell because they were on the road, but these were all taken at San Diego Padres games

I don't want to spread rumors, but I heard that every member of the Dodgers are in the Epstein Files. #WorldSeries

i'll never forget the potluck Thanksgiving i went to where everyone brought greenbean casserole... except me, I brought beer. So Thanksgiving dinner was a plate full of greenbean casserole & beer just like the pilgrims at the First Thanksgiving.

The #Epstein Files were so redacted that even Jeffrey Epstein isn't in the Epstein Files. #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp

My doctor told me that i have an enlarged heart… i said that it was because i finally learned the true meaning of Christmas.

It’s funny seeing people who spend all day on Tik Tok complain that they lost an hour of their life due to Daylight Savings.

I told ChatGPT that my favorite songs were "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division and "There Is A Light" by The Smiths and it responded, "Interesting. Most people grow out of the phase."

Opening Day on #Netflix, because if there’s one thing MLB likes, it’s tradition.

I think some people confuse the numbers 86 (which is commonly used in bars and restaurants) with 187 (which is the California penal code for murder). I get it. These people only have 10 fingers and any number larger than that is hard to keep track of.