The way these keep getting more and more ridiculous. Genius! mcsweeneys.net/articles/pleas…

I can't wait. This is so exciting! Thanks Micro!

Unbelievably grateful to be a part of an incredible episode. Thank you Micro!

It's my birthday and I have a new piece out in Points in Case!

Thanks Frazzled Humor for publishing this one!

Thanks Bending Genres LLC for including me in such an incredible issue! Reading the rest of the pieces and there's a bunch of great stuff. bendinggenres.com/livelihood/

Thanks HAD for having me again! This one goes out to my dad who always tore it up at weddings!

"Dance even if you no longer recognize the songs. Or your back is sore" Love this. Richie up at HAD ❤️

The closest thing I have to an MFA is drunk purchasing craft books Aaron Burch recommends on twitter.

Thanks HAD! The only thing better than finding the perfect melon is another skull! havehashad.com/hadposts/how-t…

mcsweeneys.net/articles/costc… Everyone have their Costco food bucket for the apocalypse???

Honored to be a part of HAD 100! Can't wait to hand out some 💀💀💀💀!!!

For tomorrow’s HAD call I’m looking for anything but I have a soft spot for humor. If you have something funny send it my way!

Buffing the skulls so they’re nice and shiny for the HAD 100 call.

Damn! My inbox is destroyed lol HAD

That was my first time in the editor's seat. Read a ton of excellent writing. Very humbling experience. Everyone should be proud! HAD

"The bigger the lie, the bigger the growth.” Nice one Sean Dowie! Everyone has to check out this wild HAD story! havehashad.com/hadposts/don-t…

For the late afternoon crowd, I have a poem out today BRUISER about longing, death, drinking and carbs! It's called "Street Fighter 2: Turbo" but it's just as much a paean to Under the Volcano and Don Quixote. bruisermag.com/chaudhuri_stre…

Playing catch with my kids, got a shiny new 💀, and having tacos for dinner. Couldn’t be better Father’s Day.

Check out my latest! This was a blast to write.