The Press is obsessed with Nigel Farage. He is not God.

Fourth day of turkey for lunch. I can't take this anymore.

Is there a "Nigel Farage 2025" calendar you can buy, featuring Nigel Farage at the riots, Nigel Farage in London with tractors, Nigel Farage at a fox hunt, and Nigel Farage at a Trump rally? I sincerely hope not.

Santa's on TV again, this time in the Ten Commandments.

When it comes to Musk's policy of flooding America with cheap, skilled, migrant workers instead of upskilling Americans already there, I guess Trump's slogan was "America First" and not "Americans First."

How do #MAGAs feel about #Musk ripping up #Trump's "American Jobs For American Workers" doctrine? Ecstatic?

Our ex-PM, Boris Johnson. How the hell was he ever allowed in? Madness.

Will Donald Trump ever get the Nobel Peace Prize.

At school, an English teacher accused me of plagiarism. That was over half a century ago and it still stings. And I spat back "yeah, I do that all the time. I copy down exactly what I see in real life." I got suspended for defiance.

Does anyone remember the Tory insiders who placed bets on the general election date? I miss those days.

When browsing the TV schedules, two of the most dangerous words you can come across - "seasonal romance."

Elon Musk is a very disturbed individual. He needs help, not media attention. #c4news

Asperger's Syndrome is often characterised by difficulty managing emotions, sometimes leading to behavioral outbursts, and not understanding other peoples' feelings or perspectives. Ergo Elon Musk.

Elon Musk suffers from a clinically diagnosed, mental illness that causes him to act illogically, emotionally, and without perspective. His tweets should be seen in that light. I hope he gets the help he needs. #jeremyvine

As if the Tories or Reform give a fudge about vulnerable girls from disadvantaged backgrounds. The Tories are usually the first to defund public services for such people in favour of a tax cut. #RobertJenrick

Elon Musk has said in the past that white people in South Africa face genocide. He has form.

Jean-Marie Le Pen has died. Cough.

A president elect who is already rolling back on his promises of stopping immigrants and imposing tariffs surrounded by a group of billionaires with mental health care problems. What could go wrong?

Elon Musk should be classed as a terrorist.

Can we have a national inquiry into The Osmonds please?