Stop calling him “Boris”, please. That’s the comedy character he plays: Johnson is hopelessly ill-equipped to be a leader #bbcaq

At least we know the EU pork markets will be safe now #Brexit

#PMQs What’s this nonsense about “putting our arms around the British people” from Boris Johnson? What a ridiculous thing to say. #JohnsonTheCorruptPM #JohnsonOut

Oh god. I’ve just realised that with Johnson abroad for a week, Dominic Raab is in charge: we’re doomed. #JohnsonOut

⁦Usher Hall⁩ ⁦St. Vincent⁩ played an astonishing show last night: art and artifice with some serious funk thrown in too. A richly deserved standing ovation at the end.

This might(!) be an unfair characterisation, but given that the basket of deplorables vying for leadership has to appeal to a bunch of mostly old, white men… is Twitter going to be that useful? #ToryLeadershipContest

It seems Priti Vacant/Vicious will be “throwing her hat (razor blades under the brim, no doubt) in the ring” if she can get the intellectual titans of the ERG on board…. What a scintillating feast of quick-fire repartee that meeting must have been.

Utterly chilling words from Lord Ed Vaizey on PM just now, expecting-probably correctly- that Dorries will still be Culture Secretary in the new Tory government. We’re doomed #radio4 #deathofculture

In the Guardian, it says Simon Clarke and Kwasi Kwarteng have accused Sunak of “frustrating attempts to realise the benefits of Brexit”. That must have taken him about 5 seconds.

Jean-Luc Godard has died and BBC Radio 4 just referred to À Bout de Soufflé!

Is it Sunak’s fault that politics is now all about gripping stuff? It’s getting pretty tedious.

Why oh why oh why is Rt Hon Nadine Dorries being allowed to rattle on almost unchallenged on Radio 4? We all know she’s wildly biased #WATO

Johnson losing his livelihood, ffs?! Lord Marland(?) talking absolute rubbish about the man who’s earned £5m *outside* Parliament #bbcpm

Surprising to see he’s had a haircut. Otherwise, it seems he thinks his job mainly involved thanking people who left No. 10 #PrivilegesCommittee

Not sure “Sir Softie” is quite the zinger Rishi Sunak thinks it is #PMQs

Listening to the ceremonial guff about the coronation on Radio 4; just checking that it is actually the 21st century #WATO

Can’t believe Adam Fleming just conflated “fallacy” with “phallus” - spot the difference in spelling! Unbelievable #BBCAntiSocial

Genuine question: how does passing a law *saying* Rwanda is safe make it so and thus circumvent the Supreme Court? #rwandapolicy #SupreCourt

Can people *please* stop posting the Farage milkshake incident? It’s cropped up for me about 20 times already. Enough now.