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Told Old Dad I'd be over to watch the hockey game at 4PM DAD: Me & the boys wont get home till after 5PM, we have business to attend to For Dad & his Pensioner pals, "Business" can mean anything from sitting in a food court for hours to some bizarre elaborate scam I never ask!

Told Old Dad I'd be over to watch the hockey game at 4PM
DAD: Me & the boys wont get home till after 5PM, we have business to attend to

For Dad & his Pensioner pals, "Business" can mean anything from sitting in a food court for hours to some bizarre elaborate scam

I never ask!
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Why I drink (Reason# 97) Checking online for the score of the #ScottishCup semi's I don't pretend to know anything about it but my elderly Dad is a huge fan of #AberdeenFC (he's from Aberdeen) Need to know if I should mention the game later on or wisely remain completely silent

Why I drink (Reason# 97)
Checking online for the score of the #ScottishCup semi's
I don't pretend to know anything about it but my elderly Dad is a huge fan of #AberdeenFC
(he's from Aberdeen)
Need to know if I should mention the game later on or wisely remain completely silent
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HA! At my folks place watching the hockey game with my buddy John The feed playing on the TV is French, we dont care as we're enjoying all Dads booze Dad & his Pensioner Pals just arrived DAD: What the HELL! I'm turning it to English, I dont speak Separatist Dads in a good mood!

HA!
At my folks place watching the hockey game with my buddy John
The feed playing on the TV is French, we dont care as we're enjoying all Dads booze
Dad & his Pensioner Pals just arrived
DAD: What the HELL! I'm turning it to English, I dont speak Separatist

Dads in a good mood!
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Oh, he drunk... VIDEO: #WWE Drunk Jey Uso Attends the #WrestleMania41 Press Conference profootballnetwork.com/wwe/drunk-jey-…

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Good Job by Rampage Jackson!!! VIDEO: #UFC Veteran Loses His Temperament At Bar Over Cameraman Being Pushed During Live Stream #Rampage4real totalprosports.com/mma/ufc-vetera…

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Mistakes Happen...I say give him a break & move along... Deadmau5 Apologies for Drunk, ‘Probably Last' #Coachella Set msn.com/en-us/entertai…

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HAHA!! Plane passenger sparks emergency landing after convincing himself SNAKES were slithering on easyJet flight from Gatwick thesun.co.uk/news/34568586/…

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It's always nice having drinks with friends.... VIDEO: Incredible photo shows wild chimps sharing boozy fruit for first time thesun.ie/tech/15085997/…

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IDIOT! Suspected drunk driver chugs beer in front of police officers, tells them he has 3 DUI convictions fox13news.com/news/suspected…

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"You guys had fun, though, right?" he asked them... VIDEO: Florida man offers police booze during car chase: 'Don’t know if he was expecting us to just say ‘cheers'' foxnews.com/us/florida-man…

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Just a bit of harmless fun.... Female cop groped two police officers and told one ‘I bet you’re a big boy’ on drunken night out with colleagues thesun.co.uk/news/34601984/…

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HAHA! These old guys do "What they want - When they want", they DGAF about the cops.... Drunk 74 yr old man who followed woman & stared between her legs for 5 minutes said he’s ‘allowed’ to do what he wants sundayworld.com/crime/courts/m…

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What an excellent worker - the last thing I'd ever do is start delivering mail when I'm drunk..... Mail carrier was drunk on vodka as she made route deliveries, Florida cops say miamiherald.com/news/state/flo…

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Probably just leaving home would have been a better option for her, but whose to say....this works too.... Fed up of his drunken beatings, 15-yr-old girl axes dad to death timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bhopal/fe…

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Ozzy sets the rules in this world...whatever he does is good.... I watched Ozzy Osbourne relieve himself on the ALAMO. What happened next left me stunned express.co.uk/entertainment/…

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If this happened here in #Canada, they would immediately charge you more for your drink & then demand a 20%+ gratuity... Customer rattled after snake falls from Mexican restaurant ceiling, into margarita during date night nypost.com/2025/04/26/us-…

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No Off-Key singing is allowed.... South Korea karaoke owner inflicts severe injuries to customer, reports victim as ‘drunk’ thestar.com.my/aseanplus/asea…

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All the "Warning Keep Out" signs in the world cannot convince the STUPID..... VIDEO: Horror moment idiotic tourist is savaged by 15ft crocodile after climbing into beast’s cage to pose for selfies thesun.co.uk/news/34699562/…