Worst. advice. ever. Heh.

So is @AmbitchousBree avail?

So Chantelle Chambers vs. Hannah Myers...hottest. match. ever.

Did someone mention going to the strip club???

Last night really sucked. :-(

Im bored. Who wants to party with me?

So this is like breast cancer awareness month. All month i will be offering free breast exams to all chicks...you know, b/c this is important and stuff.

So a few women have already benefitted from a free breast exam. Whos next?

I wish i was a classic car. Heh.

Wow, some chick called me sexist today. I'm like, duh. Heh.

An intern had this really cool idea. Call it the GCW Bachelor. Have it on Livewire. I get to date all these hot chicks and choose one to be my wife and stuff. Sounds like a good idea to me.

You already give me a resurrection. Heh.

Happy 420 dudes. Heh.

I dont understand why i was banned from going with GCW to Hawaii but im required to go to Japan. #WTF?

So when is the tits mcgee park opening? I want to be one of the first riders. Heh.

Im back babes! Heh.

My staff is, like, at full mast.

So, uh, this Jody dude is like, a real douchebag and stuff.

I hope my new bud Levi's leg is better for the next #Livewire. Those McBride Corporation babes were kinda brutal and stuff.

I dont know if im more excited to win the @GCW_Wrestling Global tag team titles or to get to touch Aubrianna Powers and @knockoutcc. Heh.