#shareacoke with JMUlove #dukedog. instagram.com/p/7I337UDg4TC4…

Rented a compact car from enterprise and they gave me a Ford Expedition - not so compact. #upgrade

Dear Falls Church, sorry I bought all the cookie dough and popcorn for my res halls. #gwjonas2016

The Lisner bells are playing Walking in a Wonderland. How appropriate since not all sidewalks are cleared. 😜 #JonasatGW

Getting pooped on by a bird is NOT good luck. Especially when it happens for the 8th time. 😔#liesyouvebeentold

When you go to bed at 12:30am and realize you only had French fries and watermelon to eat all day. Need to eat better.

Olympic #OpeningCeremony or #KittenSummerGames? Tough decision.

If parkour was an Olympic event...

Absolutely LOVE falling asleep to a thunderstorm.

Today is a red bull for breakfast kind of day ...

My inability to dress myself is truly remarkable. One black shoe. One blue shoe. 😞

First time carded in about 5 years. #werenotindcanymore

#lies #hotashades

That moment you are angry enough you can't tell if you want a glass of wine or to vomit. #cantundothatdiddle

Constitution or the Hokie Pokie? Which is what "it's all about"? #UNLVPresDebate

Was that a shout out to my hometown on #Scandal? Did they say Burke Lake?

Haha!! Scandal thinks Metro Forward actually runs on schedule! 😂#unsuckmetro

Haha. Mine too. x.com/harto/status/8…

actual thanksgiving conversation - me: there are a lot of velveeta boxes in the pantry. mom: yea. maybe i should get a pet bird. me: whaddafuq?!? #birdcoffins

When you wait well over a year for #TimelessSeason2 but can’t watch bc Spectrum sucks and the sound is out of sync