Believe in love, believe in God, faith in life and empathy in the other, selfless and humble but not insecure, violence & risk, nap under the sun…

first rule of motion : don’t force ball.

me: door dashing mcdonalds 3rd time this week the strawberrys in my damn fridge:

I could fix the birth rates if you let me trap incels and onlyfans models on an island with no internet for 9 months like an unregulated version of the Mr. Beast Games

“plans for the weekend?” me: “brackjack” #UFC326

in the 1700s they would’ve executed this guy for this

• be Torakusu Yamaha • the son of a low-ranking samurai astronomer in 19th-century Japan • obsessed with Western machines, you make a living repairing watches and medical equipment • 1887: a local elementary school has a broken American reed organ. Nobody in the small town

This was their “logic” 😭😭😭 Never let them live it down.

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why do mfs have a pig being electrocuted gif on standby

Temu shaver just cut my sack open and I really fucking wish I was kidding

Anybody I’ve bet to hit a home run the past two days

Here’s 500lbs with no wraps and no clothes, eat shit.

The Blue Whale produces milk so rich and thick it has the consistency of soft butter or flowing cream. It’s 50% fat—nearly 15 times more concentrated than human milk. ​Why? Because in the vastness of the ocean, a liquid would dissolve into the salt water before it ever reached

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

The birth control pill has caused irreversible harm to women & pollutes our water to present day.

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