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Rhett Williamson

@rhettwill12

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calendar_today25-04-2013 16:21:23

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“Idk I really don’t have the $300 for the air conditioner” - Me, who spent $200 on shoes before getting out of bed this morning

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Yeah 2020 is pretty bad but I feel like if you went back to the 1700s and explained to the founding fathers how screwed the country would be and the fate which has befallen their promising young nation, but also explained porn, they would only care about one of those things.

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My least favorite thing is when sitcom characters get hammered then magically sober up for their big life speech 10 min later. If that’s me, at best, all I’m Doing is reciting the Lord’s Prayer and passing out on a kitchen table.

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I put a camper for sale on marketplace and my phone is legit dying because I’m getting so many Dms from middle age white dudes. I now know how it feels to be an Instagram model.

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Did I get ghosted because a.) I’m an insufferable human b.) she forgot how all technology outside of the block button works c.) that one time at dinner when I gave her a pat on the head and she did not like it

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Only interested in girls with hot old school names: Dorothy, Ida, Blanche(🤤), Millicent, Harriet, Eugenia, Winifred, etc.