TIL every time you say “he is toast,” you are paying homage to that great linguistic innovator, Bill Murray.

Florida just blew out LSU 24-4! 😳 ▪️ Largest win in CWS history ▪️ Most runs scored in championship history (2nd - 21) ▪️ Florida evens the series at 1 game apiece Who takes game 3 and wins it all? #florida #Gators #CWS2023 #cws #CollegeWorldSeries #collegebaseball #lsu

Back Dat Azz Up on the TinyDesk is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard in my life and y’all are WELCOME 😭🔥🔥🔥

if you're a young person, ask a middle-aged man what music they listened to in the 90s. let them talk for 30 mins. act interested and say "oh wow no way that's so cool." after that you can ask them for any favor

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

Grover Napoleon Dynamite is a hoot!

I also hate it when the government uses speeding cameras as a cash grab, so I try to stick it to the man by not driving too fast.

But with way more people per square mile.

Small town Colorado has me habitually stepping out in front of traffic that is highly accustomed to yielding to pedestrians. Not the same on the East Coast!

Merriam-Webster Me no wear pants.

Midwesterners enjoying the 5-6 perfect days a year they get to experience

It was always going to go this way #Gaetz #McCarthy

There’s a lot of things wrong with this country, but one of the few things still right with it is that a man can steer clear of the organized bullshit if he really wants to. It’s a goddamned luxury, and if I were you, I’d take advantage of it while you can.

Happy Halloween !

Meanwhile in my hometown of Salida, Colorado, they are turning on the power to a mountain-sized Christmas tree perched perfectly over downtown and visible from commercial ✈️ flying over Central CO!🤩 One of my favorite traditions, ever🎄 📸: Elk Raven Photography KKTV 11 News

Happy Holidays folks ❄️🎁 visitomaha.com/bob/

Thread. Good Internet.

I was on board with this until I see he decided to pan "Dumb & Dumber".

I default to supporting any/all vet programs, & this caught me off guard. Don Bacon 🇺🇸 🥓 ✈️ 🏍️ ⭐️ 🎖️ is this sizeable/worth addressing in upcoming government efficiency efforts?