Every time I see toys on the side of the road I get sad, and I blame Toy Story for making me this way. -Reyfemale

I thought I saw a bird fighting for his life on the road. But it was actually two birds twitter pated.

Them: How do you say orange juice in Spanish? Me: Mimosa

That feeling you get when you make a decision and you literally feel a huge amount of weight lift off your shoulders …is the best

I just want to dress up like a Princess and go to Disney World 👸🏻

Thanks @auroramusic for spending 1,414 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Everything Matters. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/1WgXqy2…