Thinkin bout fable 2 again

She scrum on my diddily til I’m umptious

My face when I fall in the creek again like the devious lil scamp I am

She jet on my pack, call it a joyride

The witch doctors who stole my blood for hexes must be feelin extra devious fr

She fu on my shi til I gi

If I don’t play fable 2 soon I might die

I wanna work at a zoo so I can hold the penguins

I’m microdosing getting smushed between 2 walls coming together. Everyday i get smushed a lil more and eventually I’ll be able to survive any blunt force trauma as long as it involves 2 flat surfaces coming from my sides and no where else.

(Hank hill voice) I went to the store and the lady said because I spent a hundred dollars I could “pick out a Lambambu doll” I don’t even know what it is, it’s like a got dang little ghoul or something

Remember to store me away in a cool, dry space, not too high off the ground but just high enough so I feel special when you are done getting your funny hahas and hehes for the day, twould mean a lot

Sometimes dinner is 47 onion rings stacked to the heavens

Need me a cheesed burger

If I don’t play borderlands 4 soon I might go catatonic

Forgot to post it last night put I got my 15 brave packs from cats collectibles tcg. Last 2 packs came in clutch with the absol and ivysaur!!

YIPPY

On Venus with my penis, on mars dropping bars

They should make a ray of some sort that makes food taste like a yummy bacon cheese burger. But like one of those really yummy ones that’s called the cowboy burger or whatever where they put an onion ring in it

DayQuil steak and eggs

I’m gonna weld this weighted blanket to me