It's always annoying when you type a reply and once they respond, something pops up so you have to get it done before replying again. It's a tedious, painful feeling.

Alphys is suddenly suspicious, Sans was always friendly, but not even he would try to hug Alphys. She then takes two to three steps back. x.com/InfectedBerry/…

Oh fuck, my reply didn't send.

Cue the Jurassic Park theme while Alphys lets out a mighty battle cry!

Alphys carries a halberd twice the size of her body. She is a smol, strong dino.

I like to imagine this Alphys' personality would be like the sarcastic dialogue options in Fallout Four. "I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is "Fuck you.""

UT meets Underswap. Alphys and Undyne would have a cook-off resulting in the destruction of everything within a ten mile radius.

#DescribeYourCharacterBadly Smol, buff cornpuff.

Alphys is currently watching Dragon Ball. Not Z, GT, or Super. Just the original Dragon Ball before all the fucking gods showed up-

"Are you alive, HotLand?!" × Everyone's favorite flamboyant robot, Mettaton! × × The Underground's number one and only rising star! × × Lewd/Non! × × One sassy robot! × × Glorious legs! × × Perfection, or at least the closest thing there is to it! × × Like and retweet, please! ×

EARRAPE JURRASIC PARK THEME.

ROARS. THE MIGHTY CORNPUFF IS BACK IN ACTION.

Clears throat. "Ahem. So... What's going' on, everyone?"

WORRIED DINO NOISES. SHALL IMMEDIATELY RUSH TO BLUE'S AID.

Sigh of relief. She almost had a damn heart attack.

"Blue, no-" Concern intensifies.

Sigh. She'll get the net just in case.

Well then. Nevermind the net, She'll just pick up the skeleton, stand him up, and dust the snow off of him. "I told ya, kid."

"I believe you, but still, I don't want you getting yourself hurt." She's being a bit of a mom to Blue, as per usual.

"Alright." Sigh. "I just get worried." Alphys, you God damn softy.