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Mettaton!

@alluringmetta

''There won't be an entertainer that can stand to me!'' [Writer Tag: #Ethereal]

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"I've heard the expression "If you put a frog in hot water, it will jump out, but if you put in warm water and then gradually heat it up, it won't." All I've learned from that is your frog boiling techniques."

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Friendly reminder: Mettaton will beat the ever loving shit out of you with love and affection if you don't stop mistreating yourself.

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"For the Christmas season, we play neat instrumental music. I thought about having the traditional fesitive songs, but I honestly don't want BurgerPants blowing his fucking brains out in my kitchen after hearing Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas" for the 1582nd time."

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"My daily schedule includes an existential crisis whenever I awake, posing in the mirror, chewing out lousy employees, having a mental breakdown whenever I'm alone in a room, and the occasional bit of paperwork. And as for you guys?"