Time to get to my shit together and make another pinned.

"I've heard the expression "If you put a frog in hot water, it will jump out, but if you put in warm water and then gradually heat it up, it won't." All I've learned from that is your frog boiling techniques."

Chugging tea straight from the kettle. Chaotic evil energy is practically radiating off him.

Im feeling a sudden burst of muse. Might even bring @BurdenedCaptain back.

I suppose I exist once more. Greetings people!

Friendly reminder: Mettaton will beat the ever loving shit out of you with love and affection if you don't stop mistreating yourself.

Smug chuckling.

Considering it's winter, be careful when touching Mettaton. Touching freezing metal isn't too comfortable.

"For the Christmas season, we play neat instrumental music. I thought about having the traditional fesitive songs, but I honestly don't want BurgerPants blowing his fucking brains out in my kitchen after hearing Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas" for the 1582nd time."

Groans. Boredom has struck.

"My daily schedule includes an existential crisis whenever I awake, posing in the mirror, chewing out lousy employees, having a mental breakdown whenever I'm alone in a room, and the occasional bit of paperwork. And as for you guys?"

Kinda wanna do a JoJo acc. Maybe I could find some muse for Johnny, Giorno, or maybe even Kakyoin.

Soft humming to the tune of "Shine On You, Crazy Diamond" while getting some paperwork done.

"Keep being negative, darling, and I'll beat you with my love and affection. Don't try me."

Bear hugs reader, no miss- You've entered the range of MTT's love and affection, you fool.