boneless wings are sooo fire when there ain’t a bitch in ur ear saying they’re chicken nuggets

i’ll never be ashamed of liking fruity alcohol drinks. idc. fruity drink me please!! make it pink! make it blue! make it purple! put some pineapple in it!!!

Bro why is laundry THEE most exhausting chore? I do laundry for 2 hours and feel like I fought 12 seagulls.

i wish u guys had more sympathy for the people actually living in these countries

Might be one of the wildest things I’ve ever read

10 minutes is a damn tedtok

who decided to “spring forward” at 2 a.m. on the weekend. we should do it at 4 p.m. on a monday

Getting 8 hours of sleep isn't enough I want to slumber underneath the earth for millennia like the old gods

Me getting certified in CPR

this is why there are no good cops. the system won’t allow it. here is a decent person attempting to be a good cop, and she’s stopped dead in her tracks. also if this man has a wife, someone should check in on her.

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

Working 6 days a week is not it 😔

them chicken case of adidas from Taco Bell be asf when you good 😭.

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

Non-stop

Ladies what’s stopping y’all from looking like this?