i will not be setting a resolution this year. i will remain terrible. maybe ill be worse even.

i love when the password authentification tool gives me the option to say “do not challenge me for 30 days.” i should be able to say that to everyone

Let the record show that I received my first Christmas email ad of the year. On September 28th. A full month before Halloween.

Oh, if life were made of moments, even now and then a bad one—! But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one.

My Stevie Barbie has been with me now for several months. When Mattel came to me asking if I would like to have a Barbie made in the “Rumours” cover style I was very overwhelmed. Of course I questioned “would she look like me? Would she have my spirit? Would she have my heart…”

before buying something online, ask yourself: do I want to get an email from this company for the rest of my life?

If you don’t watch Forensic Files did you really even stay in a hotel??

Barbie unveils its new ‘Ted Lasso’ collection, including three dolls based on Rebecca Welton, Ted Lasso, and Keeley Jones. 🔗: buff.ly/494512n

OHIO has announced the launch of the President’s Opportunity Promise Award, a new renewable scholarship for qualifying Pell-eligible students in Athens County, and all contiguous Ohio counties, to attend Ohio University tuition-free. #ForeverOHIO ohio.edu/news/2023/10/o…

It’s almost like giving people weapons of war and then putting them on the honor system isn’t working…

Congrats to Henry Winkler. A tremendous man.

Soooooouuuup seeeeeeason 🍲

Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on amphibians.

Modern day Wizard of Oz

Me and 1 dude on this shuttle, he ignores the 14 empty seats and takes the one right next to me. No one else around and yet our butt cheeks are touching. Why?

“What a long week” I whisper to myself at 12:17 on a Monday…

Glen Hansard and Lisa O'Neill performed "Fairytale of New York" to close Shane MacGowan's funeral today.

It was such a short walk from my 40th birthday to losing my mind over a new water filtration system…