Life Hack: If You Tell A Woman You Cannot Twerk, She Will Twerk To Show You! This Works Every Time!!

I LOVE RAINFOREST PUSSY!!!!

Oh My God. This Beer Was Made Three Weeks Ago. I Hope It Is Not Expired.

Hello, My Friend! Ana Wandered Outside Yesterday And Has Not Returned.

Well. Lick Me And Call Me A Popsicle! Do Not Do That. I Do Not Know Why I Said That.

I Have Never Understood Rock Paper Scissors. Why Does Rock Lose To Paper. Every Rock I Have Seen Would Kill Paper. I Refuse To Accept My Loss.

Say It With Me, My Friends! I Am MASCULINE! I Am MASCULINE! I Am MASCULINE!

This Is Beautiful. I Am In Love With This Drawing. I Will Print It Out And Put It On My Love Wall!

Where Is Santa Claus Lane? I Heard He Will Be There On The Radio. I Would Like To Meet Him.

Tonight I Will Stay Up Late To See Santa! I Wonder What Goodies He Will Bring...

For you Reinhardt Wilhelm, a Christmas sweater, a beer stein, some hair ties for that amazing mane and some beard oil to make your beard feel nice

I FELL ASLEEP :(

Reinfart

PBeer!!!

Sorry I Have Not Been Posting As Frequently. I Was Locked In My Man Cave.

The Ladies Love Me.

It Does Not Matter If You Are Homosexual Or Heterosexual. At The End Of The Day, We Are All Lesbian.

"Honeymoon?" Are You Not Supposed To Moon Her Every Night?

Ni Hao! Happy Chinese New Hear, My Friends!

“Fine Shyt?” I Take One Every Night!