Yes. And he doesn't want to know what they do with them. He might want to look that word up, he's not using it right.

He's interested in having someone shove pineapples up his ass for all eternity? Not the word he's looking for.

She's gonna shove a pineapple up his ass. Well, he's wrong. Prank time.

Does McDonald's not count? Hand waving is far more dramatic.

So is that a no to the pineapple? She's just going to spray paint the underside as it floats above her.

She has come up with the best way to prank her dad.

"Pfft. No. What? I would never."

"I jUST said I would never!"

"As you should. I'm the coolest." She's absolutely plotting something.

"Number one dad."

"It wasn't me, I swear."

"You doubt my honesty? I'm hurt."

Time to throw in a small sniffle and a big pout.

"Ugh. That's boring."

"And here I thought I got that from Mom."

"I mean, I never saw any, but there was a box in the closet I was definitely not allowed to open."

"That's what I'm choosing to believe." Nevermind that she was a better shot by age ten than most people will ever be.

They started at six with throwing knives. "Can't go wrong that way."

When you wanna pat someone on the shoulder but they're NINE FEET TALL so you have to settle for their hand.

Juggernaut is lowkey a big softie.