Hello blaseball fans! I've been hired by Reese to manage their Twitter and all public relations! That's what the envelope left on my doorstep said anyway, I've never seen or met Reese, but I hope to one day!

Reese gives their sincerest condolences to the family of Miki Santana, and would like to publicly disavow themself of any future appearances by someone who looks exactly like Miki

I sent Reese a request to maybe get their phone number or some way to message them but apparently phones are "bad opsec" and they don't own one 🤦‍♀️

Fun facts about Reese "The Face" Clark Favorite food: N/A Ideal weather: overcast with a hint of Birds Hobbies: "the usual ones" Ideal date: a relaxing day in the park

We had nothing to do with any worsening of performance noted by other teams in our division. We would never interfere with another team's bones.

Reese would like to wish the teams of the Chaotic League and their new bones the best of luck in the coming season!

curious fans may wonder "how does Reese drink coffee without a face." The truth is I have no idea and I can't get them to agree to a meeting over coffee to find out

tips for staying in disguise while still looking cute: a thread! ☺️💓✨🕵️‍♀️ 1) always wear sunglasses that are flattering for ur face shape! experimenting w/ fun colors n heart shaped lenses may make it harder to go incognito but u WILL look great! 💝💘