Imma need people to get off #ChatGPT. Some of us actually need to use it for work 🤦🏼‍♀️

.DoorDash because you don’t reimburse your drivers for tolls, my order that was supposed to take 10 minutes, took 40 🙄 do better.

When you haven’t been to your local bar in MONTHS and they still remember you’re a Miller Lite bottle girl 🤔😉

At a bar and I got told I don’t look old enough “to party” 🤣 I’ll take that as a compliment.

This latest episode of #catfish has me like… I honestly just can’t compute. #catfishmtv #huh #🤯

Love sending a direct email to a male counterpart and being told I’m not being difficult but I’m not being nice either. I’m sorry, next time I’ll send my email with a bouquet of jerky. 🙄

Hey Amazon your prime student link for Calm isn’t working 🙈

Take me back to 2020 solely for the Among Us streams with Corpse Husband Sykkuno RAE pokimane tina :D and DSG Toast Time to rewatch all the streams!

THAT is how #hauntingadeline ends????? 🤦🏼‍♀️ Guess I know what I’m reading next!! 🥲

the claawwwww

Wow... even on a game show, Joe Buck is an asshole. #WheelOfFortune #CelebrityWheelOfFortune

✨ And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I had a feeling that I belonged I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone✨

I need a compilation of all the scenes from Miss Debbie. She cracks me up! #90DayFianceTheSingleLife #90DayFiance

“I do not wish to court someone exactly like myself. I want to be someone who knows who they are and embraces their own peculiarity, as I do.” —Lord Alfred Debling, #BRIDGERTON

Why is it anytime I’m sick (sore throat), I want to order Panera Bread and they always mess up my order. Soup was fine but my frontega chicken sandwich had spicy peppers and avocado on it!! A sore throat and spicy peppers don’t go well together. 😭 I just wanted comfort food!!