I toilet roll would of sorted those Gatwick Drones out! pic.x.com/Cu0dN5B65w

If America were a business, the CEO was facing a dozen criminal & ethics investigations, multiple members had gone to jail, he was making rash decisions that prompted his top advisers to quit & the company had to temp shut over failed internal business negotiations, then what?CNN

Do people really wear flip flops to job interviews that aren’t poolside related jobs?

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Wanna feel old? Jesus would have been 2018 years old... but he died at 31 like the rest of us.

#HolmesAndWatson is so painfully unfunny we’re not sure it can legally be called a comedy. Read our half-a-star review rol.st/2EO2u0z

It is a truth universally acknowledged that no matter what time - day or night - you go on twitter there's a man telling a knowledgeable woman she doesn't know what she's talking about. 😩

Deaf actor Charlotte Arrowsmith (@charlottetigger) has made history at The RSC after becoming the first British Sign Language actor to understudy a role played by a hearing principal bit.ly/2IETsVE

When The Pickpocket Noticed The CCTV Camera x.com/lmaosimon/stat…

Apparently being in the quiet carriage of a train means you have to tak loudly on your mobile #privateconversation #annoyingdrol

#DrunkMeIn4Words Bringing the house down (sound up, pls)

I've got too many questions! x.com/cloudyyxp_/sta…

"Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll miss you, remember I'll always be true." ❤️ #TuesdayMorning

The phrase "scrotal distancing" just popped into my head and I don't know what to do with it and now I'm sad.

So bad at resisting.

Laudachsee, #Austria. #travel #musttravel