This is meme is so relevant right now it hurts.

I do not want Venezuela I do not want Greenland. I do not want Cuba. I do not want Canada. I do not want Mexico. I just want healthcare.

Please note I’m on day 378 of Danish on Duolingo because I thought I could be successful with the language structure but because I thought of reverse invading my ancestors

"you get to keep"

When schools cancel class to protect children from the federal government, something is seriously wrong in America.

Just two dudes whose mothers openly dislike them

I just yelled at the cats for “going to the basement to be nosey” like my entire profession isn’t “being nosey”

My coffee is on my kitchen counter and I am at my office

As a therapist, these have been heavy weeks in my office.

Have you tried burrowing?

Listening to the woman in Minneapolis screaming, in Spanish, to get inside and lock their doors because “they’re here” while car horns blast and whistles blow makes me rethink the entire image I had of what Paul Revere/Sybil Ludington sounded like—it sounds like primal fear

Critical update: we got a new cat tree from the grandparents

Successful sneaky theft of chocolate covered blueberry

I’m at the age where I talk about all the member perks at Costco with my sister in law

I’m convinced that doing little straight lines in the hallway of elementary and following the line leader was the practice for us to become adults who drive in the winter where we can’t see the lane lines and just follow the car in the front hoping they know what they’re doing

Aaron Rupar The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on earth should be two different people.

This is not the first time a woman has repeatedly told him no and he has not listened

I packed up a few of her springs to bring to work for fidgets for clients & Orchid is concerned (It was a 60 pack) (And she has 2 toy boxes) She was cool with me taking in the bulk ICE whistles for clients and coworkers though. Girl seriously hates fascism and yelling men

One of my favorite things about cats is how every task requires a minimum of one (1) cat except for going to the vet or trimming their nails

Zek is so busy being nosey he’s put himself in the blanket basket