I wish I had the confidence of a chorus teacher assigning a song in swahili to a primarily white school district

a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me

This is a "Succession Tom and Greg B-plot" level of stupid decision

Labubus will never be her

that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read

somebody is finally having a worse wednesday than conrad fisher

If they don’t emblazon RAUL ESPARZA is bright letters above the title on the Shubert Theater’s famous marquee then what’s the point

galileo is what’s finally bringing me back here. let’s go girls✨

*and it’s looking like 2027 might finally be the year

i forgot that come from away is a pretty perfect musical

open twitter, hate on men, show love to the girls, close the app

got off the plane at heathrow and purchased immediately

“omg u let ur cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot u if she wanted

Happy first preview to the Operation Mincemeat UK tour! 💛

Lately I have been finding blonde men attractive. I think the microplastics are doing something very bad inside my brain

there is now life before and after bridge theatre into the woods…i really should’ve thought to make that the last show of my trip because now i want to cancel everything else and go back five more times.

thank you to mayor zohran mamdani for taking the scaffolding off my beautiful amc lincoln square with his own two bare hands

you can’t be complaining about gary dourdan’s casting in hadestown and still have been in the audience tonight. sometimes you have to make sacrifices to do what is right, and if that means not supporting your favorite show anymore then that’s what you have to do. grow a backbone.

thank god for the jellicle cat beanie cause now i can fully retire my hadestown one. i’ve been so cold since they cast that man.