No idea, but I decided long ago my autobiography is called Bulletproof Monks

1. When you wake up this morning and run your shower, take a second to think about parents who have had their water turned off during lockdown #maketheuturn

Theatre people and comedians should stop complaining and read this

YES

Excellent news

The shaman who got ‘bad vibes’ from the sandwiches he touched so threw stones at me and 민자넬⁷ 🐱 really sticks out. That, or the uni dinner I waitressed where rich kids talked about helping poor students like me more while clicking for wine 👍

Awfy excited about joining in on tonight’s AJ Bell #FringeOnFriday Edinburgh Festival Fringe David O’Doherty, Tiff Stevenson, Magical Bones, Erika Ehler, Lost Voice Guy, Craig Hill, Elaine Davidson, Marcel Lucont, Diane Chorley and Gareth Waugh. Get yer tix here! bit.ly/2F0V2Bo

A wee tear

It's the last Friday of August, and that means we're bringing you the final AJ Bell #FringeOnFriday show tonight! Join us at 9pm, when your host will be Courtney Act! Tickets are only £9, and are available from edfringe.com/experience/202…

In tears watching this man in tears: ‘being a good person matters..this is a big deal for us just to be able to get some peace, the character of the country matters...it’s a good day for this country’. #USElection2020

Just cried and popped our wedding champagne. Some hope.

It did hun thanks for asking x

One Hogmanay I worked until 2am. I had to walk home because my route was closed for the street party. A man pulled me into an alleyway then laughed and said ‘JUST KIDDING - nobody gets attacked on New Year’s.’ I cried all the way home on the phone to my mum, who was also crying.

Omfg this looks amazing

Chinwagging with Alan Gordon and Katie Queen for days about #edfringe

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The Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2021 is go! Here's a message from Fringe Society President, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, to start us off.

Apply for my job while I go and do a very different job for a bit!