But Christian Horner knows that, narratively speaking, he’s the villain, right?

Right Disney please see this as an official petition to reinstate The Love Has Gone to the otherwise perfect The Muppets Christmas Carol. Stop us having to pause while we go and find the gem of a scene on YouTube. I mean the finale song is literally a callback to it.

So, Queer Eye is just fucking great. That’s the tweet.

Wordle 205 4/6 Ok, for a first attempt, I’m happy with that. ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 206 6/6 Ok, so Day 2 and this is gonna be a new addiction. That got tense. ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 207 5/6 So my streak continues but we are all outraged by this shit today, yeah? ‘We originated the language’ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

IN TWO. This has never happened. Wordle 212 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

For anyone with experience in proofreading, or Box office, or festivals more generally and is looking for an Edinburgh Festival Fringe #job in 2022, this could be the one for you :)

For a Round 5er, actually pretty chuffed with this. Wordle 219 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

BREAKING: Leaked Sue Gray report reveals shocking abuse of the rules. Hard to see how the PM can cling on after this.

I've never quite gotten over Jessie Buckley not getting Nancy in I'd Do Anything, but I guess I can settle for her now being Oscar nominated.

Two words in my first two quests. Yas kween! 4️⃣2️⃣ 1️⃣6️⃣ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Tennis balls...but make it fashion. This is why she is Queen Bey #Oscars

Proud to say I was a Jessie Buckley stan since 2008

Well I am not emotional at all reading this on the middle Monday of Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Artists and venue make this beautiful festival so being able to support them in any way is quite frankly a privilege. Also, Stephen is great.

If the government was a musical

🚨LIVE UPDATE - The queue to mourn Amanda's banishment is currently approx 2.4 miles long. Estimated queuing time is at least 9 hours. Queue starts at London Bridge. #TheTraitors

Get Amanda doing Meet & Greets at gay bars around the country immediately #thetraitors

But the real question is which male pro does @Amanda_Lovett25 get on BBC Strictly ✨ next year. Her #TheTraitors Couple’s Choice will be epic. Surely Claudia Winkleman can put a word in.

Thanks for everything you did for the world Paul O'Grady. x.com/i/status/16409…