No shade but if I was a gym leader I wouldn’t want to be mistaken as a regular citizen like.. I AM IMPORTANT B!tCh! LOOK AT ME!

ik garcia felt baran's alpha aura and immediately felt threatened

Stan Zhong Qi or die

quando eu falo que estou ansioso para o novo jogos vorazes e alguém me fala que é assim que as pessoas da capital se sentem

holy shit

take that, topologists

they're called ear buds because they're little friends for your ears

Body tea ahead

Sorry love I can't come over tonight I've

imagine being a LIGHTSKIN BIRACIAL.. and your mother is EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE.. and your father is PHYSICALLY UNAVAILABLE.. and your eldest son is a CHUD.. your adopted daughter is a FASCIST.. your twin sons are GAY.. and your sister is MEAN..

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

Counting or not counting White House correspondents’ dinners

trump getting shot at to distract us from samira being written off the pitt

i fired the shots. my name is noah wyle and i am an actor.

To catch a bus you have to think like a bus

aang out here getting fucked up by azula and evb else in love with a fire nation girl im in tears 😭