If you look up “weasel” in the dictionary it’s actually just a picture of Ted

10 yrs ago I sat in a room with a few pastors, one of whom was in the midst of a meteoric rise in fame. I noticed him frequently making sexist, inappropriate jokes, while the other pastors laughed. They brushed it off as harmless, and continued to commend him to me & others. (1/)

Didn't you know, it was actually George Soros and the Antifa /s

Unironically, a lot of these people make fun of "participation trophies"

In a shocking finish, @WashingtonNFL QB Alex Smith edges out Alex Smith and Alex Smith to win your vote of Comeback Player of the Year! (Sponsored by Verizon)

Simply the best. Thank you, Alex.

QAnoners are so insane. Trump could say “the sky is blue” and they’d be like “that’s code for ‘John Legend eats babies’ but you have to think critically to get it”

the horse has now officially left the hospital

RIP Kobe and Gigi Bryant 🙏🏽 Forever in our hearts 💕

"I'm here live. I'm not a cat." A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off. This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.

The tomb is empty.

Mark Johnson

Secretariat was so good he was inhuman.

Knowing the SEC they’ll put Oklahoma in the east and Texas in the west

While we’re realigning, can we move 4 teams from the Big 10 to the Big 12 so that each conference has the correct number of teams?

I think Catalon should return kicks. Like him carrying the ball.

It's almost comical how poorly this aged. Usually these things go the other way for Arkansas

We're heartbroken by the news of Mike Tagliere's passing.

Can you ask Rock-Paper-Scissors Boy why Sanders only got two carries, though?

Hey man I would be very satisfied with that 😂