Victorians were putting arsenic, cocaine and formaldehyde in their unrefrigerated milk lol this dust probably less spicy than the air they was breathing

Ok but can they turn the gummy vitamins into a full snack pack type situation? Idc if they gotta only put tiny amounts in each one alls I know is they are wrong to make 2 the standard dose

I was 11 when I got my period at a friend’s swim/slumber party. Started with a full meltdown in the YMCA locker room bc I lost the game we made up. Fortunately I was able to collect myself enough to enjoy the rest of the party where we watched air buddies and ate pizza.

You don’t joke about Black women’s hair. Medical condition or not. And definitely not for laughs from a non-Black audience. Teach your kids that while you’re talking about non-violence.

Mariah Carey leaving the studio after recording Mine Again x.com/odesvairado/st…

It’s a crime to put tomatoes on box lunch sandwiches ok. Tomatoes go on sandwiches that will be consumed within 30 minutes.

note: the more heinous crime is putting beets on a bag lunch wrap— for a hiking excursion nothing will convey the sheer horror of getting to the top of a mountain and pulling out a dripping pink tortilla.

Native women’s modern reproductive rights battles have included: (1) being sterilized w/o consent + (2) being denied meaningful access to contraception. If these 2 facts are news to you, please stop w/ the “can an abortion clinic be opened on tribal lands” questions.🧵 1/4

Years 0-23: nah I’m never gonna do that Years 23-26: does it

Forcing birth in a society that offers children zero protection or dignity? No secure housing or formula or safe classrooms?

And with IVF in trouble after today’s decision…

I missed class the day they taught that that a non-reservation Alaskan Native Village Corporation fishing case overturned Worcester. And the opt-in provision of PL 280 is meaningless. And the OK Enabling Act doesn’t mean what it says. And …

10am 🧠: surely hot cheetos and tapatio will be a nice birthday breakfast and not a timely lesson in what it means to be 27

President Andrew Jackson's Message to Congress 'On Indian Removal' (1830) archives.gov/milestone-docu…