Without fail, if I park with no car in front of me at the grocery store parking lot, a vehicle will pull into that spot when I’m ready to leave. No matter that there are MANY other parking spots in the giant lot.

This is some exciting news for a Friday.

Having a “my sister/my daughter” moment about whether or not my water heater needs to be replaced.

In my continuing series of movie references no one asked for, looking for a bruise on my arm using the reflection of a compact mirror gave me "Prince of Darkness" vibes. #ILive

Only on Fridays

This has been a wild ride when it comes to celebrity news.

Guess which county wouldn’t let the Hello Kitty Cafe Truck sell its adorable prepackaged desserts?

This Job Will Pay You $1,000 to Eat Cheese Every Night foodandwine.com/get-paid-to-ea… via Food & Wine

Excited for my colleagues but where was my invite? 🤣

I’ve never felt the sentiment “Don’t treat me like a child” more keenly than when I realize someone is watering down the dish soap in the work break room.

My only complaint about this fun and inventive second season of #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds is the wait we face to resolve that cliffhanger.

Five letters from the same inmate waiting on my desk on a Monday is definitely a record.

I was always creeped out by the National Hug a Newsperson Day (April 4, in case you're wondering) but I can get behind this one.

I was very disappointed to visit the new Fontainebleau Las Vegas wanting to enjoy El Bagel only to have workers announce they were closed — with multiple bagels still in the rack.

Swag for the Walt Disney Studios panel CinemaCon

Does the deli counter close at 9? At this Vons I was shooed off before then. #qualityservice