there are new books coming out every day. many of them look really interesting and/or cool. I would like to read them all.

We're all thinking it... Someone needs to say it. Cough and dough should rhyme.

A few books I've read & really loved so far this year: -The Lost Apothecary by Sarah Penner - Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro -One by One by Ruth Ware -The Selection series by Kiera Cass -Home Body by Rupi Kaur

I love sharkfest!!!! #shrekfest #shrek

I wanna be rich on neopets. And also in real life. But one feels more attainable.

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

please stop making 3 hour movies. movies should be 75 minutes at most

I came to dinner alone and haven't gotten a server. This is how I imagine it would look if I had a server.

life is just a never ending cycle of having to use my kohls cash before it expires

Bluetooth speaker stopped working mid-shower, woman stuck alone with own thoughts for 9 minutes

If a man proposes to me with a guitar honestly I will just say no. I don't care if he's John Mayer

Want to find someone who is obsessed with me the way John Green is obsessed with tuberculosis

you all called us crazy and we will never forget

Teleportation would really help my anxiety!!?!

Mental note: watch zoboomafoo soon

Leaves fell in my purse. Happy fall

Alright. I’m in the car. I can stop smiling.