Yadda yadda yadda. She's ain't winning the title and we all know it.

I'm as classy as I wanna be.

Get it, girl!

'Sup girl.

Oh hey, I suppose that's one way to debut. Pity I'm gonna have to beat the brakes off these boys, partner or not.

Em, you know I love you like a sister, but I can't wait to pop you in the mouth. They have a Kolache place we can go afterwards in St Louis?

You mean we get to toss around some pretty little dolls our first match? Damn. You shouldn't have. That's at the top of our list of favorite things to do.

Well, that could have gone better. Rebuild. Refocus. Dominate next time, I guess.

That's a whole bunch of rookies and/or scrubs just waiting/begging to get their asses handed to them.

BREAKING NEWS Last Night on a Season Premiere of Emerald City Squires twelve members of the Mainstream Roster took part in an over the top rope battle royal. Congratulations to the remaining six whom advanced to the next phase of the World Television Grand Prix! Bianca Reed

You're welcome.

I mean, he shows promise, but he was clearly outclassed from the word go.

World champ would sound nice, for sure. Let's see how she does, or if I'll put her in the mat.

Don't forget that team captain of the Seattle Sirens wants to keep the team classy.

And that's how you make a statement at the end of the game.

There is a reason I'm a team captain for Seattle Sirens 2 touchdown receptions and 8 tackles with a sack in there as well. We may not have won, but it wasn't without trying.

You know, I deserve more opportunities than being third string. Just saying.

It's about time y'all put some respect on my name.