the strangest part of her answer in this clip is that she's "answering" a question about inflation...

LOVE THIS

Homemade BBQ spice rub on a boneless pork shoulder. It's been seared and into the oven for a few hours

A person that has to tell you multiple times how happy they are is kind of like a person who tells you multiple times how good of a tipper they are...

counting Diddy himself, or...

Im thinking about buying a beeper, but I will probably wait until 3:30pm tomorrow. I should be good, right?

IYKYK

thank goodness she fixed her hair, she wouldn't want to look ridiculous...

There's a better chance of me running a marathon than Joe Biden actually running the country... Just saying

did you know that dogs bark, on average, 787 times per day? But that's just a ruff estimate

the only thing missing was the marshmallows

when your wife is mad, but she still knows her role...

Vote Harris, because authenticity matters... 🤡

this gaffe is the wurst

Describe your personality using only Bill Murray gifs

I was watching a mime porn today. They were doing unspeakable things to each other

I fake yawn and tell them "the line forms to the left"

Im still pretty new to living in Florida, but these seems like the true hurricane essentials