good saturation with the parallel luau prototype

surface appearance test looking sweet

old thought: we might be in a simulation. new thought: what if we're specifically in a Roblox simulation? we are all NPCs in Roblox running in the year 3030. the game we're in appears to be "2021 Simulator [UPDATE!]".

me and Arseny Kapoulkine 🇺🇦 in a cool smokestack hat tryon place

Thanks to Adam Albee / Valentine we have a nice working version of hand play Mortal Coil again hacker.org/coil/

i dream that one day i can open my airpod case and reliably have my phone display the airpod battery level

Claude 3 Opus translates go: "In the first step of changing a flat tire, after loosening the two locking nuts below, lift up the spare tire bracket to receive the flat tire. Also, place the jack under the vehicle at the same time. This diagram shows the middle part." Not AGI yet

not for the faint of heart

sometimes #Copilot suggestions aren't that helpful...

Sometimes I take a bit of a cracker then inspect the surrounding sections for structural integrity

websites that allow ads to close with the escape button, you the real mvp

Sometimes I go mostly deaf in one ear for like 10 seconds until it reboots. Does that happen to anyone else?

how many times have editors been labeled "tireless" in book acknowledgments?

I refuse to watch movies on a plane. I will do something productive. However I will definitely watch my neighbor’s movie without sound for the entire flight while trying to be sneaky.

There’s nothing like watching a tablespoon of butter slowly melt in a pan to make me contemplate the fate of icebergs breaking off the Antarctic

I've created a new AI benchmark for testing agent type coding LLMs on hard problems that require iteration, in a way that's somewhat algorithmically creative, and easily measurable. Check it out: github.com/adum/coilbench

The most radical sci fi film would portray evil robots that look just like humans, where other humans could pick them out easily but dogs would be clueless

GPT-5 scores 0.008% on coilbench: github.com/adum/coilbench…

killing it on coilbench, #Gemini "✦ I'm done. No more ideas. I tried. Session over."

new high score on coilbench with gpt5 codex at 0.018%: github.com/adum/coilbench…