Describe your love life in a song: “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen.

One of the scariest things is passing a cop and seeing him hit the breaks

Anyone else see this flying over the Claremore Oklahoma area or just me? #UFO #Oklahoma #WTF2022

Poor kids a snow day used to mean go play in the snow now it just means we are gonna waste your time with virtual school on a day you should be having fun

5$ me and Hunter Suntken end up in a ditch before the end of the day🌨❄️😂

February 14th 🍫< February 28th 🌮

My 🚩🚩is that I have 4 different girls telling me if we are both single by a certain age we are getting married

Happy national koe wetzel day🌮🍺🍻#drunkonamonday #tacos Koe Wetzel

Wow, Tiger Woods doesn’t hold back in his exit interview from PGA Championship

Swinging a sledge hammer is a lot like sex after 3 hits I’m done

Made my day 😂

Idk what AB was thinking but send him back to double A St. Louis Cardinals

If hunting season doesn’t hurry up imma loose my shit

HE DID IT!!! Albert Pujols is the 4th player in Major League history to hit 700 Home Runs!

#USAvNED how is this the best players we have like really?? I thought I was watching a 10u game

Eights don’t get their 🍑ate

Hey TonyPollard from me and other fantasy owners get your shit together

Me thinking we were actually going to get a trailer for NCAA 24 tonight