tmrw is national sex day and the only thing I’m fucking is stupid

Me trying to pull my life back together

cool life hack I found for hs seniors when applying to college: go to your online app, click on the red box on the computer screen to exit out!! throw away your computer!! don’t go to college!!

hope that 60 inch 4k flat screen tv u bought last night makes u feel complete

the dog was like “hol up I got a better idea”

I do not want to graduate from college. I am very good at college. Drinking on weekdays? I am good at that! Skipping classes to snuggle in my heated blanket? I excel at this! Cramming several weeks worth of material then regurgitating it the next day for an exam? I am an expert!

Kobe talking about Gianna literally just broke my heart

This is the best tribute anyone has done for Kobe Bryant. I’m overcome with emotions watching it. x.com/KyleNYY/status…

i’ve had enough of 2020

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

i’ll never forget the trauma this caused me the first time i watched had the whole theatre screaming and crying like their own family was being murdered in front of them

bitches go to boulder and then be tweeting bout how they miss doing hood rat shit and the streets. bitch what hood rat shit kappa sig?

I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch. The whole year, actually.

how it started: how it’s going: